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PERFECT BED

‘WHEN we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to prospective buyers. I was surprised and impressed that my 15-year-old son's bed was made perfectly each day. One night when I went into his room, I discovered his secret he was fast asleep on the floor in his sleeping bag.’

 

 

WIFE or MISTRESS

‘A doctor, a lawyer and a real estate agent were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."

The doctor says: "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The real estate agent says: "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress and the mistress thinks you're with your wife -- you can go and sell some homes.’

 

 

OWNER TO A HOUSE HUNTER

‘Yes, the kitchen is a bit small, but with a mortgage like this you won't do much cooking anyway.’

 

 

Posted: Saturday, March 27, 2010 2:17 PM by Oleh and Natalie Korchuk
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